CORRECTION: The 10-year success rate for marriage is 36%. The stat-brain link is wrong. 36% is still really low though.

You can't keep a good cuck down.

A segment of the 6/28/2017 episode of TFM 42O.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/444746/marriage-benefits-men-financial-health-sex-divorce-caveat

The Divorce Revolution Has Bred An Army Of Woman Haters
http://thefederalist.com/2016/05/19/the-divorce-revolution-has-bred-an-army-of-woman-haters/

Thinking-Ape: Roaming Millennial and Marriage | Deleterious Omissions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeo193LMnGs

E;R: Furiosa (and Mad Maxine): Feels Road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyzNP8IUs2g

Marriage Statistics
http://www.statisticbrain.com/marriage-statistics/

Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

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